MUAH

HELLO,

MY NAME IS ANGUS C. MAGGOT, FROM WORMS GRUBS AND OTHER MANGY CREATURES INCORPORATED. WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A SHIPMENT OF LICE PACK IN AN OLD HORSES HEAD. WOULD YOU CARE TO PURCHASE SOME?

to remember this from when i was little makes me feel so happy. my mother told me this crank call when i was in elementary school when she walked in on my friend and i making crank calls. she sat down and said "oh yeah? write this down, we use to do this one all the time when i was a kid."  i somehow to this day remember word of word exactly what my mom told me to write that day.